Day after Thanksgiving
The madness it begins
Not a parking spot in sight
Bump into some old time friends
Thickness of my wallet
Starting to get thin
I think it's time for libations
Time to put on my liquid grin !

I want my Christmas hangover
The Capt. , Tangueray , and more beer
Screw Christmas fun , Let's tie one on
And get ready to get drunk on New Years !

12 days til Christmas
Jingle Bells don't ring the same
Oh come Oh yea faithful
These songs are getting lame
And then there's old Rudolph
His nose red , no there's no fuse
And no it's not magic , he's been drinking booze !

I want my Christmas hangover
The Capt. , Tangueray , and more beer
Screw Christmas fun , Let's tie one on
And get ready to get drunk on New Years !

Twas the night before Christmas
I'm broke but I got it done
Everybody's drinking
And they're not just having one
So grab a glass and make a cheer
If you like you can sing along
Season's Greeting from Big ED
This our Christmas song !

I want my Christmas hangover
The Capt. , Tangueray , and more beer
Screw Christmas fun , Let's tie one on
And get ready to get drunk on New Years !

I want my Christmas hangover
The Capt. , Tangueray , and more beer
Screw Christmas fun , Let's tie one on
And get ready to get drunk on New Years !