Woke up this morning,
I was all by myself
I didn’t feel like cooking,
so I reached for the shelf
I didn’t want no frito’s,
fuck apple pie
There’s only one thing that came to my mind

I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie
I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie

They’re made up of flour, corn starch and fat
They say it ain’t healthy, but hey fuck that!

I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie
I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie

I went to the store, just the other day
I had fifty cents and hey what’d I say

I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie
I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie

I got home from work, I was dead on my feet
I knew it was time for my fluffy yellow treat

I want a Twinkie
TTTTwinkie
I want a Twinkie
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie

Hey Fuck that!!
I want a Twinkie
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie Twinkie !